Spencerisms as recorded by Grandpa

 

While Grandpa flying a Cessna in Seattle

Spencer – “Grandpa, can you land this thing?”

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At cemetery on a memorial day.

Spencer – “This is a nice place for bodies.”

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Spencer – “Grandpa, I’m sorry your little dog died. She was a nice dog. You still have the dog doors to remember her by.”

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Grandpa alone with Spencer

Spencer – “Privacy, at last alone.”

Grandpa – “Yes, just me and you.”

Spencer – “And a dog named Blue.”

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June 2005, After riding on the rollercoaster at the amusement park

Grandpa – “That was fun"

Spencer – “Yes, it’s good to be able to conquer your fears."

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On Spencer’s 8th birthday, about heaven

Spencer to Grandpa - "Do you think I’ll go to heaven?, I’ve killed a lot of bugs."
Grandpa – "It’s OK, bugs don’t count, but you can’t kill your sister."
Spencer – "Sometimes I think it’s make-believe and sometimes it’s not. I think the Big Bang theory created the universe and God did the rest."

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Conversation, Heaven & Hell - Nobody Knows

Spencer – "Clouds are soft for mattresses."

            Grandpa – "Heaven is being one with God and Hell is the absence of God."

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Nov 2006 , Someone called Spencer weird

Spencer – "I consider that a compliment, it means at least I’m special in something."