
Spencerisms as recorded by Grandpa
While Grandpa flying a Cessna in Seattle
Spencer – “Grandpa, can you land this thing?”
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At cemetery on a memorial day.
Spencer – “This is a nice place for bodies.”
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Spencer – “Grandpa, I’m sorry your little dog died. She was a nice dog. You still have the dog doors to remember her by.”
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Grandpa alone with Spencer
Spencer – “Privacy, at last alone.”
Grandpa – “Yes, just me and you.”
Spencer – “And a dog named Blue.”
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June 2005, After riding on the rollercoaster at the amusement park
Grandpa – “That was fun"
Spencer – “Yes, it’s good to be able to conquer your fears."
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On Spencer’s 8th birthday, about heaven
Spencer to Grandpa - "Do you think I’ll
go to heaven?, I’ve killed a lot of bugs."
Grandpa – "It’s OK, bugs don’t count, but you can’t kill your sister."
Spencer – "Sometimes I think it’s make-believe and sometimes it’s not. I
think the Big Bang theory created the universe and God did the rest."
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Conversation, Heaven & Hell - Nobody Knows
Spencer – "Clouds are soft for mattresses."
Grandpa – "Heaven is being one with God and Hell is the absence of God."
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Nov 2006 , Someone called Spencer weird
Spencer – "I consider that a compliment, it means at least I’m special in something."